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1. Die tomorrow or live forever?
2. Never drive again or never walk again?
3. Work the night shift or work the weekend?
4. Never have sex again or only be allowed to sleep with your ex?
5. Wear a bathing suit to work or a banana suit?
6. Have a sore throat or a stuffed nose?
7. Live in Deleware or Idaho?
8. Be related to the Kardashians or the Hiltons?
9. Your lover never shaved or never bathed?
10. Polar bears go extinct or Siberian Tigers?
The true motto of most Viners ;-)
1. Die tomorrow or live forever? love forever, of course
2. Never drive again or never walk again? drive again, duh
3. Work the night shift or work the weekend? weekend. I like to sleep.
4. Never have sex again or only be allowed to sleep with your ex? My ex was great in bed!
5. Wear a bathing suit to work or a banana suit? banana suit - that would be funny
6. Have a sore throat or a stuffed nose? sore throat
7. Live in Deleware or Idaho? Deleware...my grammy lives there!
8. Be related to the Kardashians or the Hiltons?
9. Your lover never shaved or never bathed?
10. Polar bears go extinct or Siberian Tigers?
#1 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:14 PM EST1 the way I'm feeling right now -- die tomorrow (fighting a head cold, home from work today)
2 never drive again
3 work the weekend
4 need clarification -- does bob count as "sex"?
5 bathing suit (from the 1920s that covers everything plus some)
6 do I have a choice? right now I have both! (throat because nose messes with my thinking and balance)
7 Idaho
8 Hiltons (because there's only one skank instead of a whole family of skanks)
9 never shaved
10 tigers since there are more options in that region for other predators to take their place in the ecosystem -- polar bears are more specially evolved for their environment
#4 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:21 PM ESTAll these questions/decisions. Forgive me, I'm reminded of the story of the suicidal man who decided to end everything by overdosing on asprin. Several days later he told his friend of the (thankfully unsucessful)attempt. "So what happened?" asked his friend. "After the first 2 tablets, I felt better & changed my mind." (sorry)
#6 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:09 PM ESTMostly I learned to play it safe and apologize for any of my jokes or stories ASAP.
01. Either, I have lived & loved a lot, and would be content for it to go on, but would not be sad if it had to end.
02. Rather walk than drive, I spend more time walking than driving, and you can't drive many of the places I walk.
03. I already work both nights & weekends.
04. Can I break up with my wife first & make her an ex?¿? And if not, it would depend on which ex?¿? Otherwise I will just stay with my wife & not have sex.
05. As cold as it is up here in the mountains I would wear a banana suit. Don't think anyone would say anything.
06. I guess a stuffed nose, you can blow your nose / nice hot shower.
07. I liked parts of Idaho & have friends there, so I guess Idaho.
08. Doesn't really matter I am already related to some strange ones that I don't keep in contact with.
09. I'll take hairy over stinky.
10. Sad to see either go, toss up.
#7 - Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:22 PM EST1. Die tomorrow
2. Never drive again
3. work the weekend
4. Don't have an "ex".
5. a banana suit
6. Have a sore throat
7. Idaho
8. Are you kidding?????
9. Your lover never shaved
10. Neither, please.
#8 - Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:04 AM ESTDie tomorrow than live depressed forever
never drive again walking isn't something I'd give up
night shift
depends on how good the sex was with the ex
banana suit that is indeed funny. I would be laughing at myself for that.
#10 - Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:39 AM ESTdepends on how good the sex was with the ex
Well, it was your ex. If you don't remember how good it was than it's probably not worth it;-)
1. Die tomorrow or live forever? Live forever as long as I stop aging.
2. Never drive again or never walk again? Drive
3. Work the night shift or work the weekend? If I work the weekend, are those the only days I have to work?
4. Never have sex again or only be allowed to sleep with your ex? No sex again. Does masturbation count?
5. Wear a bathing suit to work or a banana suit? banana suit
6. Have a sore throat or a stuffed nose? stuffed nose
7. Live in Deleware or Idaho? Delaware.
8. Be related to the Kardashians or the Hiltons? Hiltons
9. Your lover never shaved or never bathed? shaved.
10. Polar bears go extinct or Siberian Tigers? Rick Santorum
#11 - Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:45 PM EST1. Die tomorrow or live forever? It depends on the circumstances and who I would be living with....
2. Never drive again or never walk again? Never drive.
3. Work the night shift or work the weekend? I can't answer this question as it depends on how my wife feels too.
4. Never have sex again or only be allowed to sleep with your ex? I don't have an ex...yet...and therefore can't answer this question. I can however say if all I can have is sex....as opposed to being in love and making love.....then I know I'm better off remaining celibate.
5. Wear a bathing suit to work or a banana suit? Working in a banana suit might be an interesting day. The things I could say and remain anonymous as a banana could in some cases be appealing......
6. Have a sore throat or a stuffed nose? A stuffed nose.
7. Live in Delaware or Idaho? I've been in Idaho but not Delaware. However, Idaho has nice rivers, lakes, and streams, and lots of open space and clean air. So I know it's not a bad place to spend time.....
8. Be related to the Kardashians or the Hiltons? Neither. I've had some very wealthy relatives at times and don't relish the hanger's on and entourage and trophy wives and all the stuff that I found not at all appealing about being high society and no significant privacy. I feel sorry for them as they have a tougher life than most people realize......
9. Your lover never shaved or never bathed? This has real possibilities as helping them shave/bathe could be interesting. But, as I feel we all know, making love in showers and hot tubs is definitely NOT the way to go if certain things are going to happen.
10. Polar bears go extinct or Siberian Tigers? Neither. Both are important and are part of nature. We should do all we can to preserve the species that we can on this small, frail Earth.
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